Free to good home.* 1x adorable desk cat. Ginger. Male. Seven years old. Very sweet tempered and affectionate. Mostly.
Answers (sometimes) to “Boy” or “Sputnik”.
Definitely does not bite your fingers when you are trying to type your frigging book.
Definitely not.
(*Not really really, we’ll keep him, thanks. But if my new novel has a weird choice of words with certain letters obviously omitted, know it’s because I keep getting nipped whenever I venture near the JKLNM side of the keyboard. Also: I can’t reach my tea.)